There's a saying around here. "Chores is where everything gets done, but Big Lever is where everything gets sold." (Some add, "And Mercedes Bend is where all of the money ends up.") So stop at Bossdale's and buy most anything you want. Not interested in spending money? Then get out of here, but don't go through Dunes. You only go to Dunes if you're looking for trouble and sin. But if you're looking for trouble and sin, you couldn't do better. If you're looking to avoid trouble or sin, go to Bibleton where they're both illegal in every form imaginable. Ballpeen Falls is the place everyone goes to get away from it all, so expect crowds in the summer. Loch Lever is one place you might want to get away from, and as for Lake Ugh--well, people from Lake Ugh like it... Bison features a stockyard, slaughterhouse, four saloons and a gun shop so go ahead and guess what that place is like on a Saturday night.
Mr. Rockthrow owns most of it. A few years ago a rumor was going around that people named Rockthrow were getting the best jobs at Bosso, so now most everone is named Rockthrow, and the phone book looks ridiculous. Somehow it's a little simpler though, I suppose. |
