Song of the Capitalist’s Daughter
Nuts! My hair dryer is broken!
Oh, I am sure! The hula-hoop’s color is pukey!
Where is that shitting Jason? He was, like,
supposed to pick me up. Ninish.
That fucker,
There is nothing on the television to watch.
Crap! I haven’t a thing to wear.
Mo-o-o-o-om! Can I borrow your
birth control pills?
Oh ish—a bug! I mean,
RIGHT in the house! Hmmm,
time for some more drugs.
Damn it! Are we out of Pepsi’s?
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The Dream
Oh I had a dream last night!
I dreamed that all the nations
And all the people of the earth
And all the fishes of the sea
And birds of the air
And beasts of the field
And all the vicious creatures of the jungle
And all the players of the NHL
And characters of the WWF, even,
Were all brothers!
And everyone lived in harmony!
Oh what a dream it was!
Then I woke up,
Kicked the dog out of the way
And made some coffee.
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